Da série "I don´t wanna be"
Caralho!!! Preciso começar assim o post de hj pra todos os meus 2 leitores!! hehehe
Estava euzinha aqui no shops, fazendo caridade pra sogrinha (brincadeira!), procurando um raio de uma roupa que coubesse na minha filha, quando me adentram duas garotas, ou melhor pré stupid Girls, num loja de criança (pasmem!) pra procurar a calça mais justa que encontrarem , pra poder ir pra festinha "badalada" do fim de semana...A vendedora, tentava em vão dizer que seria impossível elas comprarem a tal caça, até pq já tinham 16 anos e queriam um porra de calça listrada (que eu estava prestes a comprar pra nathy q tem 04) pq aquela merda, apertava na bunda e deixava "tudo" sexy... Putas que me pariram em todas as minhas vidas!!! Elas diziam (DESESPERADAS) que tinha ido a Gang comprar, mas tudo estava largo!! (isso vcs imaginam como elas eram né?) Não resisti e falei: meninas, não fiquem tristes, pra vcs parecerem gostosasa, basta que vcs coloquem uma melancia no pescoço!!! E sái da loja rindo da cara das duas imbecis que não tiveram nem reação... Acho que o tico e o teco estavm descansando pra tal festa!!!
Em homengem as duas moças poto aqui uma musica que adoro!!!
Stupid Girls (Pink)
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl,
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people
stareLooking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair
backPush up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemicI'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit inThat will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all aroundWorld despaired
Their only concernWill they fuck up my hair
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories
That was so not sexy, noGood one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)Pretty will you ****
me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would u **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl!!!
Estava euzinha aqui no shops, fazendo caridade pra sogrinha (brincadeira!), procurando um raio de uma roupa que coubesse na minha filha, quando me adentram duas garotas, ou melhor pré stupid Girls, num loja de criança (pasmem!) pra procurar a calça mais justa que encontrarem , pra poder ir pra festinha "badalada" do fim de semana...A vendedora, tentava em vão dizer que seria impossível elas comprarem a tal caça, até pq já tinham 16 anos e queriam um porra de calça listrada (que eu estava prestes a comprar pra nathy q tem 04) pq aquela merda, apertava na bunda e deixava "tudo" sexy... Putas que me pariram em todas as minhas vidas!!! Elas diziam (DESESPERADAS) que tinha ido a Gang comprar, mas tudo estava largo!! (isso vcs imaginam como elas eram né?) Não resisti e falei: meninas, não fiquem tristes, pra vcs parecerem gostosasa, basta que vcs coloquem uma melancia no pescoço!!! E sái da loja rindo da cara das duas imbecis que não tiveram nem reação... Acho que o tico e o teco estavm descansando pra tal festa!!!
Em homengem as duas moças poto aqui uma musica que adoro!!!
Stupid Girls (Pink)
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl,
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people
stareLooking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair
backPush up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemicI'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit inThat will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all aroundWorld despaired
Their only concernWill they fuck up my hair
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories
That was so not sexy, noGood one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)Pretty will you ****
me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would u **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flippin' my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl!!!